That’s a classic.

Ironman indiglo? Still miss that watch, and I haven’t worn one for 15 years.

Fried spam with some cheap yellow mustard was a regular Sunday lunch. Usually with some boxed waffle mix topped with watery mapleine homemade “syrup”.

For sure, but good cheese curds are amazing.

Yep, cream of mushroom or cream of celery. A staple for the upper Midwestern hotdish.

“gravy” is a stretch. This picture looks way better than the reality. Cream soup and usually some bread crumbs or noodles to stretch it. If there was flavor, it was the salt from the tots.

Pretty close! Swap the mash for tots and the gravy for cream soup.

The tater tot hotdish I grew up with. … Under the tots at least.

You can use a stick to throw a rock in curling. I’ve played with several old farts who are better with a stick than I am with a typical delivery (which is also somewhat hard on knees).

ECU chip tuner for early CAN bus vehicles.

I don’t think that there are enough gasoline pumps.

Remember, you have to put one on both sides of the pump in many places. And then you’ve got places like Buc-ee’s with 120 pumps.

So I think you’re actually underestimating by a lot!

Well there was that time they were sued over not meeting the definition of “beef” (it’s apparently 88% beef, so yay?).

The uk horse meat “beef” scandal.

And the metal shavings scandal.

But mostly it’s just ultra-processed crap that has enough salt and fat to make people think it’s food.

Not where I assumed that was going.

Pepperidge farm remembers.

This makes sense now. Israel initiates hostilities with Iran to draw the US in and reduce the retaliatory power available to hezbollah that was Iran. Now they have an open door for some land grabbing.

See everyone, the tech oligarchs totally will save us!

… /s

The best Valentine there has ever bean.