I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and…shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?

That or “Simple Man!”. My bassist friend hates when I yell it out.

Why?

You have to sing it like the subway commercial.

Puckerberg!

“Bro, you need to get your kid to watch Peppa pig or something because I can’t understand her half the time.”

So, was he high when he cut his hair like a hat? It seems like an idea when you are high.

Anna Taylor joy looks like the fancy changeling.

No, it was like “weather is brought to you by.” Can I not remember the rest because I was blinded by rage . I didn’t even hear the weather. It only happened once.

“it’s the thirst mutilator!”

I asked Alexa what the weather was like, and they shoe horned a sponsorship.

Too hot to handle!

Taco’s pubercuts

I tried. I’m new, I don’t know any better!

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And then the cravings begin…

What a terrible day to have eyes…

Well, most of them didn’t get paid either…

“BLEH! I’m sorry, I’m already in a committed relationship. Bleh!”