Honestly, use chatgpt to outline and condense your initial thoughts and feelings into something you feel like you can say out loud, or send in an email/text.

It’s easier when you don’t have to do it all yourself.

Obviously nobody wants to brag about being a jobless nerd who posts on social media all day.

It’s absolutely fake

Larry is the only one who makes me worried about where my wife goes at night.

Am I the only one here who while peeing, flushes the toilet and tries to race it as it goes down?

Dead bedroom confirmed

Where can I buy a cone costume?

Bone Tomahawk had a VERY short checklist to meet.

• Someone gets scalped with a bone Tomahawk

And BOY did they deliver and more.

I’m gonna put “quotes” wherever I “damn” well please

You’re not my “real” dad

My grandfather owned a farmhouse out in Nebraska, and we’d go out to the “crick” and wade around in leech infested waters and get bit by mosquitos until sundown. Then we’d pick ticks off the farm dog and dread going to the bathroom because he had a rule “if it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down”

He also ran a nudist colony in the desert in California during the winter months. Interesting man.

My ex-girlfriend used to break oatmeal cookies over my bare chest and would vacuum it up with a Bissell handheld vacuum. She’d call me her oatmeal boy and make me empty the vacuum after we were done.

She got out of prison last year and tried to crash at my place. Haven’t heard from her since.

Reanimation is underrated as hell and is aging like fine wine.

I would shake Rich Evan’s dick to get the last of his pee out if he asked me.

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They really are the best in the business, but you can’t divorce the fact that they have strong connections to the Russian government.

It’s a tough pill to swallow.

Girl is crazy and you’re telling him that him being RATIONAL is problematic? Get the fuck out of here.

Sour grapes

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