Hardly anyone buying an S&P 500 ETF can name all 500 companies.

Just bribe them to get the score back up

Fellas, is it a crime to not want to do something from time to time?

I’d much prefer an egg

We know everything is just a zero-sum game to that man. What does he get for going to war with China, another nuclear power?

He knows exactly what he’s doing here. He’s punishing the blue state specifically.