Turns out being paranoid about computer security when you are completely computer illiterate is a perfect way to get malware.
Very true
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Turns out being paranoid about computer security when you are completely computer illiterate is a perfect way to get malware.
Very true
Ha! Nice try adverts
Seriously, tho, I appreciate your job.
Second this.
GET. THIS. GUY. HIS. VOTES.
Edit: The budget slayers, almost wanna punch them in the face and walk out of the office for good.
Caeser? Is that you?
Woa. OK
LoL Buddy, I’m not.
One word: “patience”
Patience in trying and trying until a solution sticks :)
That people don’t just pull tricks out their butt. (Unless you are in horgwats, of course)
Any maestro in their fields that you meet (be it BMX biker, stunt drivers, programmer, singer, painter, even a handy man) know that they dedicated 10+ hours daily in perfecting themselves in that domain.
The beauty of this is that anyone, even you, can be a maestro at what you love.
Just put in the work, the hours. Surround yourself with maestros in your field, for quick assists.
You will get there :)
Lol, kid will sniff packets next
In any software development timeline given, triple it to be safe!
Programmers don’t just pull perfect codes from their butts
Programming languages (yes, in some scenarios, even python) are hell to work with. And yes, I know developer experience has gotten so much better compared to 5 years ago. Still, there are too many unknowns.
It’s like trying to shush a crying baby. Trying every trick on the book to put her back to sleep. But naaah, all she does is cry (no reasons, no hints)
This makes a half-an-hour job take 2 days (hence the unknown delays and setbacks)
If you meet a programmer that pulls a rough prototype of a single module inside a program in a few seconds and works immediately. Know that he/she has 10+ years of experience in that language domain.
i.e. that one granny that “feels the baby” and knows what it wants, making the baby calm immediately.
TVs, HVACs, stoves, water heaters, fridges, toasters, rice cookers,
Lol, rocket scientists wept
Yea, I was just messing with you.
I do hope your happy tho 🙂
Well, start your orchestra label, mate. Pioneer the s#!t out of it
To be fair, MACs are fast (sometimes too fast), and efficient; the perks of having RAM soldered millimeters away from CPU.
But they went and shat the bed, locking the SSDs to the machine and charging $200 for an upgrade. Stupidly absurd corporate BS
I’ve got one cousin in particular that will get his ass beat again if he shows up.
Chuck? Is that you?
Rough day, huh?
Parents can be overprotective, (I.e. become shitty parents) and you can’t really do anything about that, except hoping that the universe educate them.
You beat me to this comment
0KB? Anyone?
Explanation:
Zero kb deletes all files in your home directory, replacing each and every one of them with a shortcut of size “0 kb”