• NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    An attempted color revolution led to Fairy Godmother trained Ogres fighting the PLA in pitched street battles.

    Despite immense provocation including negotiators being burned alive by Shrek and a tank being stolen and fired by donkey, The PLA showed restraint unlike anything Western militaries have ever demonstrated.

    Subsequently, a thinly sourced atrocity propaganda campaign was plastered across Duloc media.