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minus-squarech00f@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 年前PSA: Don’t pee on trees, pee on rocks if available. Some animals will lick your dry pee off trees because they’re gross and this will hurt the tree’s bark.
minus-squareLumidaub@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 年前Huh. Noted. (My biology doesn’t easily allow me to pee ON trees anyway, if anything, it’s under.)
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前You’re just not trying hard enough. There’s videos out there.
minus-squareLumidaub@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前Oh I know. That’s why I included that “easily” :)
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 年前Don’t worry. I don’t pee on trees. I pee on my neighbors.
PSA: Don’t pee on trees, pee on rocks if available. Some animals will lick your dry pee off trees because they’re gross and this will hurt the tree’s bark.
Huh. Noted.
(My biology doesn’t easily allow me to pee ON trees anyway, if anything, it’s under.)
You’re just not trying hard enough. There’s videos out there.
Oh I know. That’s why I included that “easily” :)
Don’t worry. I don’t pee on trees. I pee on my neighbors.