Always dress for the job you want
I resemble this meme.
Slightly different clothing, but still…
I assume you have the decency to arrive with non-open toe shoes.
Me? I’m the kind of guy that works in the back, so if I somehow show up with wet shoes, I’ll go around barefoot while my socks are on the hot plate.
No, I don’t work restaurants, so don’t worry about your food.
Glass factory
LOL!
Cell phone/tablet repair shop.
Hot plate is usually used to loosen the double sided tape/glue holding the screen or back glass on.
Still no worries, if I ever used the hot plate for other things as such, I’d always let it cool off and clean the entire surface with 91% rubbing alcohol.
Too bad my company has a no weapons code
What, ooohhh how sad.
quickly hides ak 47
Well, look at mr moneybags flaunting his shiny lorica segmentata
Works best if you’re with enough like minded individuals that you can all form a testudo.
(The irony of this meme is that what made the Roman military superior wasn’t as much the equipment as the group work: the meme uses a photo of somebody posing as a, judging by the uniform, member of a very specifically group highly trained in cooperative tactics - not even auxilia but actually a legionaire - to illustrate extreme individualism, hence the irony).
Foul coloniser
