• PugJesus@lemmy.worldOPM
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    2 months ago

    Um, aktually, the Ukronazis started the war in 1991 when they ILLEGALLY declared ‘independence’ from the glorious USSR with a paltry 93% in approval of the plebiscite.

    Alternatives or addendums:

    • Crimea was actually invaded by polite green men with no Russian affiliation and the resulting election was completely free and fair
    • Russia was just Defending Ethnic Minorities in the Donbass!
    • NATO provocation mind-controlled Putin into invading
    • Everything started in 2022 and Russian troops were AGGRESSIVELY ATTACKED when all they did was kill a few border guards and try to drive an entire army to Kyiv!