You forgot that words can, and do, have multiple meanings depending on context. There is a more vulgar definitely that defines diddling as “to have sex with”.
I just wish he did this at the U.N, this weird little dude eating a whole onion with skin still on while showing absolutely no reaction, put some fear into your weak non onion eating leaders.
“Mr Rogers miraculously raises from the dead only to go around diddling kids”
No! Not even as a joke!
The Onion
Posted: November 13th, 2025
Mr. Rogers has miraculously come back and been diddling kids ever since…
Words… Mentioning lots of people letting their kids be diddled.
So if you’d like to have Mr. Rogers diddle your kids, be sure to tune into PBS Kids at 10am Eastern.
The joke: Diddling just being wasting time with kids.
You forgot that words can, and do, have multiple meanings depending on context. There is a more vulgar definitely that defines diddling as “to have sex with”.
This you?
If I recall correctly, that man is exactly the kind of person they appear to be.
If you mean a weird little cunt? Then yes.
I just wish he did this at the U.N, this weird little dude eating a whole onion with skin still on while showing absolutely no reaction, put some fear into your weak non onion eating leaders.
/r/atetheonion
Honestly with how the world is today if I saw this in a headline I wouldn’t even flinch smh