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Also explains how such a big guy can climb down nonexistent chimneys. He uses quantum tunneling to get into all the houses.
Correction: only MY house gets presents if I see Santa. THEY’RE ALL MINE
Wrong, Google maps can track him and I’ve heard him in the middle on the night.
Google map is late to the game. NORAD has radars and has been doing it for much longer.
Due to the uncertainty principle, they can know where he’s going or where he is, but not both at the same time.
