You must log in or register to comment.
Any man who can shit with his back exposed is a braver man than I
Wake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.
You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.
Shit shower shave
Why? You could just orient it the other way and it would be fine.
It’s so you can be sick in the sink.
Oooh, so convenient.
