Anything but the metric system.

with the power of god and anime on my side I could easily fit three racoon’s up my ass.
Perfect post for my user name.
Almost is the operative word
Now I won’t be so worried.
This is why I’m here
Sly cooper in my pooper
How the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?
I knew there was a reason 26.04 is called Rancid Racoon.
No one ever just shows up at the Olympics and gets a gold…
The untrained human ass can stretch that far without damage, but with a little practice?
No one ever just shows up at the Olympics and gets a gold…

Didn’t he get silver?
Exactly! How much further could he have gone if he trained his asshole before hand?
Raccoons with boxing gloves.
How many badgers is that? Asking for a friend.

It has just the most adorable face
“I’m in.”

Ohh that’s why. I had three raccoons and a lot of time on my plate…
Please don’t ask me any follow up questions.
A four inch hole has a surface area of 12.57 square inches and one seven inches across has a surface area of 38.48 square inches and this means three of them can pass through your ass at the same time without risking damage to your sphincter.
Yeah but I’m sure prep time and speed is a factor.
If a raccoon just suddenly sprinted out your asshole without warning it’s definitely gonna cause some damage
I’m sure three or four raccoons could sprint out of my ass no problem but it’s not exactly a normal one.
#theyDidTheMath
They did more than math
They did the monster math!
The monster math
It was the salesman’s path!
The monster math
It was a raccoon bash
Which probably cause a serious rash
Ass rabies
Too much time determining if you could. Not enough time asking if you should.
Came here for the math.







