Let’s start a “How we want him to die.” wish list.
Severely burned while trying to fry a turkey behind the white house.
Trips and falls face first into the reflecting pool and drowns.
Dies of covid due to being unvaccinated.
Shot by his own secret service.
Qatar activates the secret kill switch on Air Force One at 30,000 feet.
Shits himself to death after eating bad lettuce in a Whopper.
Fournier’s gangrene (look it up)
Has a stroke and his staff stand around while he dies on the floor a la Stalin.
I even questioned the sadism in my personal bottle of Danish mead I’ve set aside for Trump’s death already until I read that quote.
Now think I need to help organize a nationwide celebration of Trump’s demise and start getting ready and most importantly, promoting the shit out of it until it’s common knowledge worldwide we will be dancing again that day.
I’m going to crab rave for at least a month. Crab rave every hour on the hour. I’m going to automate it. My liver can’t handle the bourbon anymore so this is all I have.
I will drink in celebration when he is fucking dead.
Regardless of the outcome how it happens.
Let’s start a “How we want him to die.” wish list.
Severely burned while trying to fry a turkey behind the white house.
Trips and falls face first into the reflecting pool and drowns.
Dies of covid due to being unvaccinated.
Shot by his own secret service.
Qatar activates the secret kill switch on Air Force One at 30,000 feet.
Shits himself to death after eating bad lettuce in a Whopper.
Fournier’s gangrene (look it up)
Has a stroke and his staff stand around while he dies on the floor a la Stalin.
How about “Ritualistically murdered by Stephen Miller, who then drinks his blood to absorb his power.”
I don’t think anyone wants a world where Stephen Miller thinks he has MORE power
I want him to have a nightmare that Ivana is alive and preparing to testify, which causes him to sleepwalk and plummet down a flight of stairs.
Then bury him on the golf course somewhere, just like her.
Fournier’s gangrene - well this was a joy to discover, thanks for the memories
A disaster like this one during a republican MAGA convention: Erfurt latrine disaster - Wikipedia https://share.google/ZvQo3oRB9ceTBp0D4
I even questioned the sadism in my personal bottle of Danish mead I’ve set aside for Trump’s death already until I read that quote.
Now think I need to help organize a nationwide celebration of Trump’s demise and start getting ready and most importantly, promoting the shit out of it until it’s common knowledge worldwide we will be dancing again that day.
I’m going to crab rave for at least a month. Crab rave every hour on the hour. I’m going to automate it. My liver can’t handle the bourbon anymore so this is all I have.