As an old medic, I will slam you with an epi-pen. Possibly a C-Collar if I think you fell and banged your coconut. Maybe start a line for fun. Then tell the triage nurse you are a member of the dull-men’s community. May the Goddess of the ER take mercy upon you.
Spicy sky raisins! They have been a problem this year here too. I have a dog that likes to try and eat them sometimes.
As an old medic, I will slam you with an epi-pen. Possibly a C-Collar if I think you fell and banged your coconut. Maybe start a line for fun. Then tell the triage nurse you are a member of the dull-men’s community. May the Goddess of the ER take mercy upon you.