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Absolute_Slayer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 天前

Do it now!!!!!

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Do it now!!!!!

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Absolute_Slayer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 天前
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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 天前

    I prefer bun loafs

    • nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de
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      • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    • elephantium@lemmy.world
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      They make me think of a pair of fluffy slippers

    • nanometer1625@thelemmy.club
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      8 天前

      Dey already buns

  • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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    9 天前

    Source

  • TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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    Fun fact: it’s a crime to bake a cat but not a crime to bake bread.

    • elephantium@lemmy.world
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      Put salami on bread,. everyone ignores your sandwich-making.

      Put salami on a cat, everyone loses their minds!

      Except the cat, he’ll just go “oh! A treat!”

      • Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world
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        Believe me, the cat is gonna lose their mind too. Ever seen a cat around cold cuts?

    • Denvil@piefed.world
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      But is it a crime to get a cat baked? 🤔

      • elephantium@lemmy.world
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        One time I had my cat out for a walk in his harness. He started going nuts on this random spiky looking plant by a fence. My wife and I are like, uh oh, is that cat safe?

        I took a photo and uploaded it to a plant ID site (was, and still am, amazed that they are just casually online with such a tool).

        Catnip.

    • Absolute_Slayer@lemmy.worldOP
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      9 天前

      Sometimes

    • Aniki@feddit.org
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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      Double standard…

  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    9 天前

    What a loaf of shitpost

  • BoosBeau@lemmy.world
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    9 天前

    Too late, the mods are awake. :(

  • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io
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    This is SO WRONG!! Clearly that IS a Loaf Cat!

  • sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io
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    I see cat loaf, I upvote.

  • Abyssian@lemmy.world
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    9am on a Tuesday on the US East Coast is when you think the mods are sleeping?

    Hmm… good call. Prolly not asleep, but since they’re mods they’re starting to get busy at their job of shooting brown people and unarmed protestors.

  • elephantium@lemmy.world
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    Same number of brain cells before and after transformation

  • FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org
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    I would upvote it even when the mods are awake

    • Decoy321@lemmy.worldM
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      Mod is awake, upvote cat loaf.

  • QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world
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    Add some beans with that bread.

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    I am a simple man. I see a catloaf, I upvote.

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