It’s the large haddock collider.
It makes me sad to know I will never come up with a quip this clever.
Same, it makes me feel my life is so unworthy.
Holy fuck that’s good.
Simply insert up to six salmon and wait! The fish are sequentially collided at 25 mph, reulting in one ultra-dense salmon, dispensed ass-first.
If they run it in reverse it splits a dense salmon into many smaller salmon in a process called fisshion.
I’m more confused about the fact that the salmon go in backwards
Once inside, they instinctively swim against the strong current of water rushing downward. That means they end up moving backward down the spiral, eventually getting pushed out the bottom of the helix into the river.
This method has lead to better survival rates than when the fish were spilled over the top of the dam.
Salmon treadmill?
Fishy want get stronk.
wow this is awesome!
I guess they try to escape the current
I dont know, the video was too long
Salmon like to go downstream backwards
Its actually walking and gacing up a downward moving escalator at a slower speed than the escalator.
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Six fish enter! One fish leaves!
Proposed design for the Salmon Combiner Turbine.
The salmonplexer
It’s actually a salmon decimator. 1 in, many out
Check the arrow direction, it’s a salmon smasher!
Their tails deceived me!! This large salmon collider will hopefully find the Biggs Bass-n particles that fishermen always say got away.
Yeah, though I can see how it looks like it’s going the other way at first glance, what with the fish facing the wrong direction.
But why do they have to back in?
Little known fact, the reverse beeping noise that large trucks use was taken from salmon. When they swim in reverse they all make that beep sound and researchers really love repetitive beeping noises when they’re studying so they built it this way.
Source: the depths of my insanity.
As a repetitive beeping noise, I can confirm this is true
They like going backwards
Salmon Multiplexer
The Fish Cannon 2000 is a hydraulically, electrically, or pneumatically driven, six-barrel, water-cooled, electrically fired Gatling-style rotary cannon which fires fish caliber fish at an extremely high rate (typically 6,000 rounds per minute). The FC2k and its derivatives have been the principal cannon armament of United Fish States military fixed-wing aircraft for over forty years, as of the turn of century.
Each of the cannon’s six barrels fires once in turn during each revolution of the barrel cluster. The multiple barrels provide both a very high rate of fire—around 100 fish per second—and contribute to prolonged weapon life by minimizing barrel erosion and heat generation. The average time between jams or failures is in excess of 10,000 fish, making it an extremely reliable weapon.
This is just a screenshot of Factorio
Pyanodons specifically, what with all the loops and inexplicable animals in the production line.
Already has a caption:
A graphic of the Cle Elum fish passage helix - Washington State Department Of Ecology
Edit: 💙🐟🐟🐟
Must you live so relentlessly in facts and reality?
I guess one of us has to, if we are to survive
Fish Multiplier
Divider, actually
We don’t know what’s happening in the middle of that thing.
One simple trick Jesus doesn’t want you to know.
FLOUNDERDOME: Six fish enter, one fish leaves!
LoL I had the exact same idea
Large Salmon Multiplier!
Looks more like a combiner. OR gate for fishes? If any channel is FISH, it outputs FISH
Shit the arrows are the wrong way. Large Salmon Combiner it is.
Large Salmon Collider?
Salmon Accelerator
You use this to combine several C-tier fish into one B-tier fish, or split a B-tier fish into multiple C-tier ones. Or same with other adjacent tiers, though there’s some additional inefficiency penalties with higher tiers.
It’s pretty useful for compact setups where you need a specific tier of fish, but it’s much more efficient to collect all types fish and implement some filtering logic to route them by tier to where they’re needed.
Fish comes in, fish goes out, you can’t explain that!
