Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 天前US orders travelers on Air Force One to throw away gifts, pins, and burner phones after China triptechcrunch.comexternal-linkmessage-square109fedilinkarrow-up1541arrow-down17
arrow-up1534arrow-down1external-linkUS orders travelers on Air Force One to throw away gifts, pins, and burner phones after China triptechcrunch.comLee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 天前message-square109fedilink
minus-squareTommi Nieminen@europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 天前It’s tRump. He probably has the codes written in a post-it note that’s attached to his bedroom TV frame.
minus-squarehume_lemmy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 天前We can at least hope that somebody, even in this administration, knew better than to give him the real codes. “Yes sir, here’s the nuclear codes: FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8.”
minus-squaredrctrl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 天前It looks like my Windows serial keys are all over the internet now
minus-squareMycatiskai@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 天前We all know the nuclear codes, he says them on TV all the time. Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV, Squirrel The dementia test is also the only code he can still remember. If they ever change the test he’ll fail.
minus-squareCrackhappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 天前Man, I don’t need to know your Windows 7 product key again my dude.
minus-squareRubanski@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 天前Beginning with FCKGW like fuck G.W. (George W. Bush)
It’s tRump. He probably has the codes written in a post-it note that’s attached to his bedroom TV frame.
We can at least hope that somebody, even in this administration, knew better than to give him the real codes.
“Yes sir, here’s the nuclear codes: FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8.”
It looks like my Windows serial keys are all over the internet now
We all know the nuclear codes, he says them on TV all the time. Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV, Squirrel
The dementia test is also the only code he can still remember. If they ever change the test he’ll fail.
Man, I don’t need to know your Windows 7 product key again my dude.
Beginning with FCKGW like fuck G.W. (George W. Bush)