“It says here it needs to verify the license.”

“Yeah, that won’t work with our onboard wifi.”

“I’ll use hotspot on my phone. Let me just… ooh, connection. Ah, a message. O-oh, did you know SpaceX is charging roaming costs off-planet? And they ain’t cheap.”

“But Microsoft just works”

It’s important to note that it was on a personal device.

I stopped having Microsoft Outlook issues when I stopped using Microsoft Outlook. I am not like them. How dare they?

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Sharepoints on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched Exchange glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

He’s going to be in for a big surprise when he’s on the far side of the moon and discovers that all of his ‘local’ files are on OneDrive.