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minus-squareParlimentOfDoom@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 days agoMy greatest achievement as a parent was convincing the kids that hand lotion was basically a magical healing salve. Every single complaint about ouchies and my ___ hurts miraculously goes away with a simple application of store brand lotion.
minus-squarejaschen306@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoI do the same but with Vaseline. Which isn’t a full lie
My greatest achievement as a parent was convincing the kids that hand lotion was basically a magical healing salve. Every single complaint about ouchies and my ___ hurts miraculously goes away with a simple application of store brand lotion.
Poition master!
I do the same but with Vaseline. Which isn’t a full lie