• Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Unfortunately Musk would probably have won.

      Lol, I want some of what you’re smoking. Muskrat wouldn’t stand a chance.

      Elmo may have height/weight on Zucc, but he’s actually been training instead of being out of his mind in ketamine or something.

      Like, just take a look at actual pictures of them. Zucc has a six pack and Melon has a keg and then some. Weight gives you a slight edge, but that edge is worthless if you’re out of shape and don’t know what you’re doing. I hate Zucc, but he’d fucc Muscc up, and even he knows it. That’s why Musky chickened out.

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          Without any circlejerking, Zuckerberg is actually a high level Jiu Jitsu competitor.

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            He competes, last I saw at white belt. And he has beaten (and lost to) other white belts who compete, and for sure we’re looking for a chance to beat one of the richest people in the world. People who don’t train don’t understand how bad they are at fighting. Even a casual white belt competitor in his forties would wreck an overweight 50 year old. It wouldn’t even be close.

            But to say he’s high level is pushing it though. If he keeps training and actually rolling without yes-men, he could become high level. I say that as someone who dislikes him though. But being an asshole doesn’t stop you from being good in Bij plenty of assholes and worse people are amongst the best.

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            23 hours ago

            For interesting definitions of “high level”. But, whether or not he’s a “high level” competitor, he does actually compete, and he’s willing to lose against more skilled opponents. That’s far more than Musk would ever do.

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      2 days ago

      If you think Elon has the coordination to wipe his ass without poking his finger through the tissue for a chocolate pinkie, then I have a bridge to sell you. That’s why he has professional ass-lickers around him 24/7.

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      2 days ago

      But doesn’t Zuck actually work out and train with like some kind of martial art or something? And he’s younger? Probably has a healthier lifestyle. I’d still put my money on Zuck.