• DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works
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    7 hours ago

    It starts with onions,

    nice, small and diced,

    set the pan temperature not too high

    then add some olive oil, you’ll see why,

    and then let them sauté until! They’re! Fine!

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      1 hour ago

      It starts with onions - weep for their demise!
      Their blackened bodies charred centimeters high,
      Seal their souls with garlic thrice,
      I am a chef and I do not play nice.

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      3 hours ago

      Amazing, I was thinking of the beat of the song reading the main text and here you are giving me lyrics to go with it before I could even ask or mention.