- I think it’s so they don’t think of humans as a food source. - NO NOT LIKE THAT 
- Did your mother not put on a giant human head and wings to feed you as a child? - She did, and by the age of 17 I realized it. But it grew on me so I let her teach it to my fiancé when I was older. - Hot 
- [out of view narrator voice] - “And that’s how furry was invented” 
 
 
- My daughter thought everyone with glasses was me until she turned 3 so that checks out. - reverse clark kent 
 
- Legit thought that was a microwave at first lol 
- Adult Swim ass imagery 
- They need a raven puppet 
- I’m sorry but is the ‘baby’ raven not itself massive? - ETA do they usually hang out in microwaves like this? - Ravens are pretty big birds. I don’t think that’s a hatchling but it sure isn’t anywhere near an adult. - Had to go and look it up. I’d always thought they were just crows that were a bit differenty but yeah they’re like a double-crow, damn lol - Yup, they’re the largest member of the songbird family! Even though the noises they make aren’t very melodic, lol - They’re shy as hell on the US east coast because historically farmers killed them, but there was no such history on the west coast and they’re like really smart seagulls here. I see them watching roads and parking lots for food opportunities all the time. In the late summer I even see juvenile groups soaring and diving together sometimes. I lived 20+ years on the east coast and never saw a raven once. 
 
- Also, juvenile birds look bigger than usual when they have their mouths open for feeding. - I suspect it’s an evolutionary adaptation to be the biggest target for food. 
 
 
 
- “mom how do I get as big as you?” - “Your grandma fucked a pterodactyl.” 
- Someone doesn’t need to spend a lot of money on a Halloween costume this year. 










