Yeah, why is that if you wipe to vigorously and get scratches around your butthole, it doesn’t get infected by all the poop ?

  • Synapse@lemmy.world
    16·
    2 days ago

    Tell that to my workplace. They have the worst toilet paper in there. I won’t pass on an opportunity to poop on the job, best possible use of my time.

    • HiTekRedNek@lemmy.world
      1·
      1 day ago

      works in a literal jail

      Of course, the 20 years of trucking before that, has made my butthole very tough.

      Wait…

      That did not come out right!