• outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 hours ago

    Well yeah im good and it would be terrible if they used the general atomics x53 ‘planet cracker’ on my neighborhood. Obviously. But they never would because theyre here to protect me! Its those other people, you know, the criminals

    Well they might hurt me. And the police need the general atomics x53 planet cracker to keep me safe.