The beacon of the free world.
How is this not an onion headline
The world is the onion now
Why? Just fucking why are Americans like this?
When you’re a failure, you sabotage decent people so you look like a winner. Except you look more like a failure.
Lead poisoning across the board
Israel.
Are Costco nukes any good? Asking for a friend.
The Kirkland brand ones are supreme!
They make them at the same places the name brand nukes are made anyways.
Yeah, they’re fine, but they only sell them packaged as MIRVs.
Iranian in line at checkout with a cart full of uranium
You know, people get very particular, saying that you should go all natural and get fresh ingredients, straight out of the ground, and that this gets you more bang for your buck when you follow the recioe but, really, the markup price is worth it to get the pre-packaged uranium that has already been centrifuged. Not everyone has access to a stand mixer, just like not everyone has access to enrichment-capable centrifuges.
So much quality yellow cake you won’t know what to do with it
What a timeline…
They are going to horde all the toilet paper! /s
