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How about the music from the Splatoon games? They’re squids and octopi, but they sound suitably fishy.

Oh dang! I also came in here to say Bad Religion, and I would have been wrong. Thank you for bringing sources.

Found it on Getty Images. Oh no, that’s Dr. Oz kneeling over the guy, too. I keep forgetting that snake oil salesman has a job in the White House.

My thought was to make a plumbing system that pipes water up and down, and someone’s superpower removes the effect of gravity on the upward flowing section only. Gravity accelerates water going down, but doesn’t decelerate it coming back up. But, I don’t know anyone who actually has control over gravity in a defined area other than myself in my dreams.

Never mind what this orange idiot says. The real damage is that no other country will ever take a US President’s statements seriously again. He’s flushed us down the toilet and there’s no coming back.

They’re protesting for the wrong reasons. Look, I don’t like China’s leadership either, but these protesters are out there wearing MAGA hats and chanting racial slurs. Please don’t be fascist.