“I bet the DHS, DOJ, FBI, CIA, and NSA are all competing to see who can recruit me or kill me before I graduate highschool”-ass threat model

“My hobby is writing James Bond / Freakazoid erotic spy thriller fanfic”-ass threat model

“I drew a dick on Pete Hegseth’s face last time he was passed out drunk before Sunday service”-ass threat model

All spiders matter

Look man it’s not that serious. SK bad, NK bad, Amerikkka bad, etc. Heirarchies bad. Sorry for making you out like a NK supporter. It’s Lemmy, I thought you were a tankie. Every time anyone throws a dig at SK they slide in with pro-NK content, but because they’re terminal larpers they usually lead with some cowardly shit like “He he yup, SK bad, right? Anyways, about NK, idk seems not as bad as the west makes it out to be…”

Sorry I thought you were a tankie. If you’re not a tankie, I didn’t mean to get under your skin. Peace?

I always take it as good clickbait. The articles never have good info, but the headlines are never outrageous IMO. Just kind of a “Tom’s said X, let me do some research.”

Mmm, look, I appreciate that THIS SK president is now going down THIS path. But buddy, SK has largely been a testing ground for the less religious elements of this.

This was my first post…

My guy, please talk to a priest. You’re fighting ghosts in your head. MY point was that SK is a late-stage capitalist hellhole, literally a staging ground of most of the secular expressions of our christofascist movement. Work til you die for nothing. Take your stress out on women and minorities. Militarize.

Jesus Christ. Go to North Korea 😂

Idk why you’re bringing up NK, you can dismantle capitalism without becoming an authoritarian dictatorship, but OK.

Mmm, look, I appreciate that THIS SK president is now going down THIS path. But buddy, SK has largely been a testing ground for the less religious elements of this.

Right?! Don’t get me wrong, SK has some PROBLEMS, but good for their president

I treat my dog better than the IDF treats all Palestinians

Wait til you find out what Israelis have been calling Palestinians for decades

Idk. I think it’s gonna get weird before it gets good. Doge existing already compromised networks, in the sense that we had grossly unqualified people without clearance or training in these systems. They’ve been quiet since April, so I personally believe they abandoned their head-ass effort to switch from COBOL to fucking JavaScript. If they’re going to give it all to palantir, however, say what you will but Thiel hires the best network professionals in the industry. My personal bet is one of the doge boys is going to brag in some discord chat that he stole an entire state’s birth record so he could wish his crush Happy Birthday.

Fair enough. Like I said, I got mine, and I am a fan. At the end of the day though, so long as it’s hardened and runs Foss apps then it’s good by me. I couldn’t see being pro-privacy enough to take the plunge on a hardened phone AND being consumerist enough to the point of brand loyalty, lol

Eh. I don’t fault anyone for not wanting to give google the money. I love my pixel, I love my graphene, but at the end of the day privacy is the first, last and only priority.

This just in: leading hydrologists definitively solve age-old quandary for humanity; water is, in fact, wet.

Unironically. What sucks is how exclusionary it is to people without google, too. Like Microsoft is bad, but google uses literally every product to pull you into their ecosystem. If I want to access a google doc, I have to use a google email address. To use the email, it eventually forces a phone number, then begins putting up more and more strict validation prompts while advertising google authenticator. Meanwhile, you now can access files in a half-assed browser. But what do you know, google drive has a desktop application that is a lot more responsive. So just off of one doc share that could have been emailed, now google has incentivized you to give them access to your email, phone, passwords, and pc, all through sheer enshitification.