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Life hack: if you run someone with your car you get points on your license instead of jail time.
Can I substitute a steamroller?
Only if you’re a vampire with time stopping powers
That leaves me out. I’m just an archer that shoots kitchen utensils.
Well then go back to moping in your reality marble. There should still be a vaguely sword-shaped hunk of rock in there that’s pretty good at splatting people.
Thought this was the fuckcars com.


