ptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · il y a 5 joursTrue words of wisdomsopuli.xyzimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1466arrow-down13
arrow-up1463arrow-down1imageTrue words of wisdomsopuli.xyzptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · il y a 5 joursmessage-square46fedilink
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·il y a 5 joursMy roommate is greasy and overweight; I want to sit down to pee but that would end up costing too much in bathroom cleaner.
minus-squarePainInTheAES@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up79·il y a 5 joursIt’s only when you poo standing that you realize how much you spatter
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·il y a 5 joursThat first shart is like a shotgun
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·il y a 5 joursBird shot super spread
minus-squareflint@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·il y a 5 joursI was going to say shitgun, but it felt too on the nose. You sir/ma’m found the sweetspot [chef’s kiss]
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·il y a 4 joursThis is Sea Parks reminder to all guests that the first three rows are a splash zone
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·il y a 4 joursYou know what don’t tell me I’ll figure it out. First you shoot your slug, then you go buck. Right? That sounds right.
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·il y a 5 joursThe cycle of life, and death. Born to shit, forced to wipe.
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-2il y a 5 joursI clean the toilet seat with the blood of my enemies.
My roommate is greasy and overweight; I want to sit down to pee but that would end up costing too much in bathroom cleaner.
How do you shit?
It’s only when you poo standing that you realize how much you spatter
That first shart is like a shotgun
You mean a shartgun
I’ll allow it
Bird shot super spread
I was going to say shitgun, but it felt too on the nose. You sir/ma’m found the sweetspot [chef’s kiss]
This is Sea Parks reminder to all guests that the first three rows are a splash zone
Slug or buckshot?
You know what don’t tell me I’ll figure it out. First you shoot your slug, then you go buck. Right? That sounds right.
The cycle of life, and death. Born to shit, forced to wipe.
I clean the toilet seat with the blood of my enemies.