My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you’d be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.
Is this true?
Hahahaha, sending this to a sibling (a teacher) who would agree with all the above.
At least they’re pretty humble about their own ignorance, and seek out the rest of the family to learn stuff they don’t know.